Harold quietly covered his mouth.
For the first time that morning, I began to relax.
But as the plane prepared for takeoff, my nervousness returned.
I gripped the armrest and stared out the window, remembering Eddie’s reassuring hand.
As the aircraft accelerated down the runway, I closed my eyes.
Then I felt something gentle resting over my right hand.
It was Harold.
He didn’t say anything or make a fuss. He simply reached across the empty middle seat and offered a comforting touch.
After the plane leveled off, he withdrew his hand and opened his newspaper.
“My wife hated takeoffs too,” he said quietly. “We were married thirty-nine years.”
I swallowed.
“My husband always held my hand.”
Harold nodded.
“Well, someone ought to.”
Those four simple words nearly brought me to tears.
For the next hour, we talked about our families. Harold was traveling to Phoenix to meet his newborn granddaughter, Lucy. I told him about Emily and her impossible-to-find birthday present.
We laughed about how little we understood modern toys.
Unfortunately, our peaceful conversation didn’t last.
Shortly after the seatbelt sign went off, Brittany stood in the aisle to show her followers the back of her expensive hair extensions.
“Eight hundred dollars, guys!” she announced proudly. “Worth every penny!”
After filming several angles, she returned to her seat.
Then she tossed her hair backward.
All of it.
A long golden curtain fell over the top of her seat and landed directly on my tray table.
Some strands brushed my forehead.
Others hung over my armrest.
I gently moved the hair back where it belonged.
A minute later, Brittany adjusted her position, and it came sliding down again.
“Excuse me,” I said. “Would you mind keeping your hair on your side?”
“Not now. I’m live.”
“I’m sure your viewers appreciate it, but I’d appreciate being able to use my tray table.”
“Oh my God. It’s just hair.”
Harold leaned toward me.
“Eight hundred dollars,” he whispered. “My first car cost less.”
“Did it come with a steering wheel?”
“Eventually.”
I laughed.
Brittany turned and glared at us before flipping her hair again.
Over the next hour, I asked several more times for her to move it.
Each request seemed to irritate her further.
Finally, she looked at my short silver hair and smirked.
“When was the last time you had hair like this? Fifty years ago?”
I looked at her calmly.
“Actually, I had rather lovely hair during the Reagan administration.”
She laughed dismissively.
“See? Ancient history.”
I’ve never felt ashamed of growing older. I’d raised three children, spent decades helping students discover the joy of reading, cared for my husband through his illness, and experienced more happiness and heartbreak than I could count.
Every silver strand represented a life I’d been fortunate enough to live.
I certainly wasn’t going to apologize for it.
But I was becoming tired of having someone else’s hair in my personal space.
Then lunch arrived.
The flight attendant, Kelly, brought me chicken, rice, green beans, a dinner roll, and a small salad.
I’d barely started eating when Brittany leaned forward to photograph her meal.
Her hair swung backward.
The ends landed directly in my rice.
I stared at my plate.
“Excuse me! Your hair is in my lunch.”
Without turning around, she replied, “Then don’t eat it.”
“I wasn’t planning to eat your hair. I was hoping to eat my lunch.”
She sighed.
“Lady, you’re making a huge deal out of nothing.”
I pressed the call button.
When Kelly arrived, she examined my plate and immediately understood the problem.
“I’m sorry, ma’am. I’ll get you another meal.”
Then she turned toward Brittany.
“Ma’am, please keep your hair within your seating area.”
“Fine! Whatever!”
Kelly removed my lunch and returned with a replacement.
For approximately two minutes, everything was peaceful.
Then Brittany’s hair appeared again.
Later, when the aircraft encountered some turbulence, I carefully held a small glass of white wine that I’d ordered to help settle my nerves.
I was just beginning to relax when several strands of blonde hair dropped into the glass.
I stared at the situation in disbelief.
“Oh, for heaven’s sake.”
Brittany turned around.
“What now?”
“Your hair is in my wine.”
She looked at the glass and shrugged.
“Maybe you shouldn’t be drinking at your age anyway.”
Before I could respond, she pointed her phone toward my face.
“Guys, look! She’s giving me the angry grandma look!”
I politely asked her to stop recording me.
She laughed.
“Relax. There are eleven hundred people watching. You’re just a sidebar.”
That word stayed with me.
A sidebar.
As though I were nothing more than an inconvenient background detail in someone else’s entertainment.
Harold quietly asked whether he should call the flight attendant again.
I looked at my ruined lunch, my untouched wine, and the long blonde strands still hanging over my tray.
Then I reached into my handbag.
I wish I could tell you I made a wise decision.
I didn’t.
Inside my purse was the tub of Galaxy Unicorn Mega Slime I’d bought for Emily.
And in a moment of frustration, I came up with an idea that seemed far more amusing than sensible.
First, I took a hundred-dollar bill from my wallet.
Eddie had always insisted I carry emergency cash whenever I traveled.
I carefully let the bill fall near Brittany’s feet.
“Sweetheart,” I said, “I think you dropped something.”
She immediately leaned down, spotted the money, and slipped it into her handbag.
But her incredibly long extensions remained draped over the back of her seat.
The ends rested in a loose golden pile on my tray table.
I opened the slime.
It was cold, stretchy, and filled with pink glitter and tiny silver stars.
Then, in a decision I would soon regret, I worked some of it into the loose ends of her extensions.
Harold watched in astonishment.
“Remind me never to get on your bad side.”
I closed the container and returned it to my purse.
A moment later, Brittany sat upright.
Her hair moved with her, but not in its usual elegant way.
Several strands had become tangled together.
At first, she didn’t notice.
Then another passenger pointed.
Brittany raised her phone and used the camera as a mirror.
Her expression changed instantly.
“WHAT IS THAT?”
She reached toward her hair.
A long pink strand stretched between her fingers.