I’ve Been Doing My Husband’s Girlfriend’s Hair for Weeks, Then She Told Me What He Was Planning Before the Divorce

Her name was Patrice Moody.

Her regular stylist happened to be a friend of mine, and I don’t steal clients.

But I had met Patrice at a fundraiser.

She was the kind of woman who listened completely before she spoke.

At 3:40 that afternoon, I called her.

“Patrice? This is Carol Ann Reese. We met at the Mercer fundraiser.”

“Carol Ann. I remember.”

“I need to tell you something.”

“All right.”

“It might take a few minutes.”

“Go ahead.”

I spoke for eleven minutes.

I know because I watched the digital clock beside my station.

I told her about Ashley.

Every Thursday.

The boat account.

The condo.

The Lexus.

The hidden money.

The documents.

The forged signatures.

The plan to transfer debt into my name.

And then I explained the best part.

“He’s bringing those papers to me tomorrow to have them notarized.”

There was silence.

Then Patrice said,

“Bring me the appointment book.”

I swallowed.

“Okay.”

“And tomorrow, don’t look up immediately when he comes in. Let him place the folder on the counter first.”

“You’ll be here?”

“I’ll be sitting in the shampoo chair behind the curtain.”

“With what?”

“My phone.”

I sat silently for a second.

“Patrice, is this actually going to work?”

Her answer was immediate.

“Carol Ann, your husband is about to walk into a salon and ask his own wife to notarize documents carrying her forged signature, because he doesn’t know his wife is the notary.”

She paused.

“Yes.”

“This is going to work.”

I barely slept that night.

Not because I was frightened.

Because I was thinking.

Twenty-six years gives you a lot to think about.

I remembered the early Dale.

Coffee at eleven.

Trips to my mother’s house.

The parking lot where he held me.

Then I tried to remember when I stopped asking questions.

Not when his deception began.

When my willingness not to see it began.

There had been a point somewhere along the way when I started accepting the pen with the kiss.

When I decided that ignorance was easier than examining things too closely.

I had chosen the fog.

Not the betrayal.

That belonged to Dale.

But the fog?

I had participated in that.

I had decided not knowing was easier.

And that choice produced a woman working Saturdays at a dentist’s office while her husband hid hundreds of thousands of dollars.

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