I’ve Been Doing My Husband’s Girlfriend’s Hair for Weeks, Then She Told Me What He Was Planning Before the Divorce

She apparently told Dale her stylist was trustworthy.

Professional.

Dependable.

And conveniently, a notary.

She had no idea the woman holding her scissors was Dale’s wife.

And Dale had no idea the notary his girlfriend recommended was me.

Which meant that on Friday afternoon, my husband planned to walk into my salon carrying fraudulent paperwork.

Documents designed to move business debt into my name.

Documents containing signatures supposedly written by me.

Except I hadn’t signed them.

Dale had.

Ashley explained all of this without realizing what she was giving me.

“He signs for her all the time anyway,” she said casually.

Then she laughed.

“She never reads anything.”

I kept cutting.

My hands never shook.

I didn’t drop the scissors.

I didn’t confront her.

I simply smiled into the mirror.

“Of course, sweetheart. Tell him Friday at four.”

Ashley left with beautiful highlights and a twenty-dollar tip on my station.

Then I flipped the sign to CLOSED.

Sat in my own chair.

And stared at myself in the mirror.

I looked at a woman who had postponed her mammogram because the copay felt too expensive.

A woman who had started cleaning a dentist’s office on Saturdays for extra money.

A woman whose husband had told her for two years that his business was struggling.

A woman who believed him.

Meanwhile, according to Ashley, Dale maintained a boat account containing almost four hundred thousand dollars.

There was also a condo on the north side.

A white Lexus leased through the company.

Other accounts.

Other assets.

Names.

Banks.

An accountant.

An attorney.

And I knew about all of them because Ashley had been sitting in my chair every Thursday for months.

Talking.

The strange thing was, somewhere along the way, I had started writing things down.

At first I didn’t consciously know why.

A date here.

An amount there.

A company name.

A property.

A comment Ashley made about something Dale had promised.

All of it went into the back pages of my appointment book.

Thursday after Thursday.

I opened that book.

And suddenly the random notes looked like evidence.

Dates.

Times.

Dollar amounts.

Properties.

Accounts.

People.

Almost twelve months of information.

I picked up my phone.

I’ve worked in Macon a long time.

When you do hair in a city long enough, you know everyone.

The mayor’s wife.

Doctors.

Nurses.

Teachers.

Business owners.

Women who run charities.

Women who fund them.

And attorneys.

Most of them had sat in my chair.

There was one divorce lawyer in Bibb County whose hair I did not do.

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